Roy Halladay doesn't really exist
There is line after line of gold in that article.
Friday, August 07, 2009
The Onion Reveals the Truth
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1 comment:
Ricciardi shrugged and added, "Roy's my uncle's name. And whenever we needed a face, like for his baseball card, we just used a picture of our UPS guy."
lulz
Send him back home to Colorado! God I wish the Rockies owner's didn't suck so much...
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