Go head over to FilmChaw right now. I SAID NOW!
The Goat's assembled a pretty varied list of writers, and you can join too! I've already got two posts up, so I think I'm winning. Go read them. DO IT!
Combine two parts self-importance, one part poker, and add a healthy splash of sarcasm. Bake in the fiery heat of righteousness and serve piping hot. Expect indigestion.