Man, I have a lot of beer. Just take a look on the right-hand side there. Yet, I still feel I need more?
You should see my hard liquor collection... and the wine... and the pop. Maybe I should take up alcoholism.
Combine two parts self-importance, one part poker, and add a healthy splash of sarcasm. Bake in the fiery heat of righteousness and serve piping hot. Expect indigestion.