My Usual Seat

I go out, and the final table bubble bursts at the MATH. I should have gone out much earlier after two asinine calls on my part, both with A2, both against AT. One I lost most of my stack, and the other split the pot with a paired board and J.

Then these happened two hands apart:





DQB times TWO! BOTH against flopped top 2 pair AQ. RNG in da HOUSE! See? I told you.