Who schedules their 150 and 100 seat guarantees on Father's Day? Oh, that's right. Stars and Tilt! Jerks.
Off to dinner! Good luck to everyone who's taking advantage of the dead money.
Combine two parts self-importance, one part poker, and add a healthy splash of sarcasm. Bake in the fiery heat of righteousness and serve piping hot. Expect indigestion.