Combine two parts self-importance, one part poker, and add a healthy splash of sarcasm. Bake in the fiery heat of righteousness and serve piping hot. Expect indigestion.
A besotted young wench with long braids, Limped in with the King Queen of spades, Upon flopping a royal, She put on a Doyle, And cleaned up despite the tirades.
She had a condo both swanky and spacious, And a libido considered voracious, Yet when I inquired, As to why she was tired, She yelled "Fuck off! I'm reading Ignatious!"
As she looks down to see pocket aces, Her smile reveals ill-fitting braces, So it comes as no shock, When she calls for a clock On the slow-playing dentist she faces.
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A besotted young wench with long braids,
Limped in with the King Queen of spades,
Upon flopping a royal,
She put on a Doyle,
And cleaned up despite the tirades.
(http://mrsubliminal.blogspot.com/2005/03/
limerick.html)
She had a condo both swanky and spacious,
And a libido considered voracious,
Yet when I inquired,
As to why she was tired,
She yelled "Fuck off! I'm reading Ignatious!"
(http://mrsubliminal.blogspot.com/2005/03/
another-limerick.html)
As she looks down to see pocket aces,
Her smile reveals ill-fitting braces,
So it comes as no shock,
When she calls for a clock
On the slow-playing dentist she faces.
(http://mrsubliminal.blogspot.com/2005/04/
yet-another-limerick.html)
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