Friday, January 18, 2008

Poor Chadworth

Alas, the former SNG and MTT machine, who believes blogs r ghey, is losing his "most hated blogger poll". I'm here to help him along.

Reasons we should all hate Chad (feel free to add your own in the comments):

1.- He can't manage to keep a blog up for any length of time. This deprives us of some of the more useful strategy posts put up by our donkish group. If he loses, chances are good he'll delete his current one.

2.- He's the KOD. How come HE gets to stay King? I didn't vote for him. I mean, we all know that strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

3.- He set up the skill series so he could laugh. I have little doubt that if he had founded the Special Olympics, it would have been for his own amusement. Then he'd complain about the number of disabled people that come out for it.

4.- From all accounts his wife is hot and nice. This automatically makes him hateable.

5.- He's better at poker than you. Maybe better than me too.

6.- You know one of your comments mysteriously disappeared from his blog that one time.

7.- He's honest. You can't trust an honest person.

8.- If his wife called him into the bathroom because the toilet was backed up and full of shit, he'd undoubtedly look for something to stir it with.

As I said, feel free to add your own reasons. It's the game everyone can play! Now go show your hate and vote for him. Or don't, his loss might actually be a better demonstration of hatred.


Miami Don said...

That's fantastic particularly #3.

Carson said...

Yes, number 3 is a classic.